To be honest, this is kind of how I pictured horse racing before I went to one.

So I go to the store to get some “brown” sugar, right? Because I looked in my pantry only to find light and dark brown sugar. I look in the store only to find light and dark brown sugar also. Well guess what stupid brown sugar makers, I’m mixing the two together to get brown-brown [...]

Do I love Red Robin burgers? There once was a time when grabbing a burger was an event. This is about that time, then and now.

Obama passes NDAA; Americans have a new hope for 2012!

I don’t like to read a lot, but I do. I like that you read a lot, but I have a problem with that.

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forthfrom thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

In this week’s episode of Meme Soup, I pretend to play to the interest of all those who were kind enough to tell me they enjoyed the premier. It’s unlikely you’ll even realize this is again only relevant to my interests:

In this episode of Meme Soup: Monkeys, Facebook Bashing and 18-Month Old Vengence – Straight Up!

What happens when they finally discover the center of the universe?