Remember, if the grass looks greener, it’s probably over a septic tank.

I don’t like to read a lot, but I do. I like that you read a lot, but I have a problem with that.

I’m shuffling my feet on purpose. Why?

I don’t want to be rich…

Quote Me On That (QMOT) is a category I started at the urging of my wife. It’s to “look back at the kind of things that come out of your mouth, Nathan”.