Nate Says: Why So Serious?

Consumer-Proof Packaging

I think you’d all agree with me, the absolute best part about buying new techy stuff is the 40 minute struggle to invent the right tool to open the package without damaging your new toy.

Clearly, their weaknesses exist outside the realm of commonly accepted package-opening devices.

And in what seems to be an unprecedented feat of over-sight, I present to you Irony 101:

  • Least they kept you from stealing it. Maybe the packaging companies are in bed with scissor manufacturers world wide?

  • I always keep a nice box of razor blades around for that purpose. They work amazingly.

  • I tried the razor blades but as luck would have it residual cocaine rusts the blades and they don’t cut for shit..

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