Subway vs. Surgery
I went to Subway today for lunch.
After taking my seat with my wife, this is the first thought that went through my head…
In an emergency room:
BP’s 100 over 65. Pulse 88. Let’s get a large board IV and let’s roll him. He needs a chest tube. Let’s get bed edrate and a sterile drape and take that mask off. We’re going to need two units of O-neg. Try 200 of fentynol and six of recede. IV inderal 100 PTU. Hydrate a milligram every two minutes. Got it?
I’ll have a 12″ italian herb and cheese meatball with provolone.