Nate Says: Why So Serious?

Subway vs. Surgery

I went to Subway today for lunch.

After taking my seat with my wife, this is the first thought that went through my head…

In an emergency room:

BP’s 100 over 65. Pulse 88. Let’s get a large board IV and let’s roll him. He needs a chest tube. Let’s get bed edrate and a sterile drape and take that mask off. We’re going to need two units of O-neg. Try 200 of fentynol and six of recede. IV inderal 100 PTU. Hydrate a milligram every two minutes. Got it?

Result:

better-than-expected

In Subway:

I’ll have a 12″ italian herb and cheese meatball with provolone.

Result:

rage-turkey

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